What's All This Then

Why should I care what this guy has to say?

The correct answer is that you shouldn’t. We’re all entitled to our opinions. Develop your own. I try to be sane and rational, but that may change with the level of caffeine intake. I’m just telling my stories in the hopes they may amuse and/or inform others. And... I Confess... I'm showing off my bitchen collection a bit.


Sunday, October 12, 2014

West Coast Punk - Yes LA

Dangerhouse Records was one of the few LA punk labels.  Their output was primarily 45's by 'unsigned' bands.  

Around 1978 Brian Eno put out a compilation of New York noise bands called 'No New York.'  Dangerhouse responded by releasing 'Yes L.A.'




The record was a one sided affair pressed on clear vinyl with a decal on the back.  

Featured artists were some of the best bands on the scene at the time.

The Bags
X
The Alley Cats
The Germs
Black Randy and the Metrosquad
The Eyes

There will definitely be more posts in the future on the Dangerhouse  and other Los Angeles/San Francisco punk singles.  I got a lot of them as they came out.



Friday, October 10, 2014

Oktoberfest!


Yes ladies, it's October.  When a young man's fancy turns to beer.  

Well, the only thing that makes October any different in this regard is that there is an unofficial holiday built around it.  It started with the Germans.  They enjoyed their beer in gardens.  I understand the retractable lids on their beer steins are there to prevent birds in the garden from seasoning their beer.

At any rate, there are several 'beer drinking' albums available.  This is one of my favorites.

Nach Hause Geh'n Wir Nicht




Loosely translated, the title is 'We're Never Going Home'   If that guy with the tiny hat and the pretzel is saying this, I bet there's a fraulein and some kinder who are pretty happy.  Can you imagine having THAT come home in a drunken loud stupor?








The subtitle on this record is 'Frohliche Musik Zum Singen, Tanzen, und Zuhoren'   (pardon my lack of umlaut).  This loosely translates as 'Lively Music for Singing, Dancing and Listening'   Personally, I thought 'Zu-Whorin'' would translate differently.






Wednesday, October 8, 2014

The MC5 and Hudson's


Apologies in advance for the use of the '*'

I don't want this blog to be saddled with the 'adult content' flag.

The MC5 released their debut album 'Kick Out The Jams' in 1970 on Elektra.  They were signed, along with the Stooges, from the burgeoning Detroit rock scene.  The band was a bit on the radical side of the hippie movement.

The album, recorded live, is a great document of the MC5's intense live sound.  A timeless classic this one be.




There was a time when every major department store had a record department.  As a youth, my mom would often say - 'go look at the records while I shop.'   In those days it was not considered child abuse to allow your 7 year old to wander to another floor of the store alone for an hour.

Hudson's was the major department store chain in the Detroit area.   I don't know if it's still there.  Probably not.  It's probably a Macy's.   At the time in Southern California we had The Broadway, Bullock's, Buffum's, Orbach's and a few others.  Now we have Macy's.

After some complaints from the community, Hudson's decided not to stock the MC5 album because of a song intro on the record.  "It's time to kick out the jams, motherf*ckers"

The MC5 decided to take out an ad in the local alternative press.  It was a full page job.  Basically it advised fans to kick in the door if they won't sell the album.  And, oh yeah, 'F*CK HUDSON'S'

Hilarious in my humble opinion.



Hudson's was not amused.  They of course complained and pulled all Elektra stock from the shelves. Seeing as how Elektra would stand to lose more on lost Nonesuch label and Doors sales than they'd ever earn with the MC5,  Elektra decided to drop the band from their roster.


They later signed with Atlantic and put out two albums that didn't quite live up to their potential. They were dropped from that roster too.

The band was targeted by The Man for their radical politics.  Guitarist Wayne Kramer was thrown in jail on a drug charge.  Their manager, John Sinclair, was thrown in prison ten years for possessing two joints.  He's the inspiration for the Lennon song 'John Sinclair.'  "They gave him ten for two.  What else can the judges do?"   

Guitarist Fred Smith married Patti Smith.

Later......

Singer Rob Tyner died at age 46.   Fred Smith died in his 40's as well.  Wayne Kramer met up with Bassist Michael Davis in prison.  Upon their release they found the original drummer and got the band back together with a new vocalist.





Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Record City, Las Vegas, NV (Paul Revere Content)


In Las Vegas, you can take a monorail to a record store.  Behind the north end of the Strip, near the Stratosphere and the World's Largest Gift Shop lies Record City.   Just take the monorail to the end of the line  - behind the (former site of) The Sahara.  Walk a block or two and you're there.  They have a nicely organized selection of 45's and well as tons of LP's.  I always make a point of stopping in there. Don't leave stuff in your car in summer though.  It can get brutally hot.





Once I was in there purchasing an album by Paul Revere and the Raiders.  I was 2nd in line behind an older blonde gentleman.  When I stepped up to the counter, the clerk told me the guy in front of me was PAUL REVERE.  I raced outside after my hastily made purchase to see if he'd sign it - only to see him drive away.   And no, he wasn't driving his keyboard car.



Paul Revere's Keyboard Car


Las Vegas is one of my favorite cities for used records, thrift stores and pawn shops.   I had the theory that musicians went there to retire.  Their gear ended up in the pawnshops and their records ended up at Record City.  Not sure if it's true.

They have another location in Las Vegas.  Not as easy to get to if you don't have a car.  There's also one in San Diego.




Monday, October 6, 2014

Their Hispanic Majesties Request


Norton Records puts out a pretty dead-on parody cover of Their Satanic Majesties Request, a double 45 of Rolling Stones songs sung in Espanol.

These are actually pretty good.  They bristle with the pre-punk garage energy of the early Stones classics.
Too bad it's not 3D



Lado Uno - Let's Spend the Night Together as Pasemos La Noche Juntos.   A pretty literal translation.

Lado Dos - She's A Rainbow as Borrando El Negro.  Actual translation would be 'Erase the Black'

Lado Tres -  Get Off My Cloud as Aqui En Mi Nube.  Actual translation would he 'Here on My Cloud'

Lado Cuatro - Paint it, Black as Un Tono Mas Siniestro.  Actual translation would be 'A Shade More Sinister'


It's even got a gatefold cover.  iEs Aqui!


At some point in the future I'll do a comparison with the Rolling Stones Record.  For now, disfrutar de mi blog

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Your Los Angeles Dodgers

I'd better hurry up and post this one while the Dodgers are still contenders.

Danny Kaye - D-O-D-G-E-R-S Song

Danny Kaye was a big fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers.  He was often at games sitting in the owners box.  As a tribute, he recorded this single.  I'm not 100% certain, but I believe this one was sold at games.

This one deserves a lyric reprint which will follow at the end of this Dodger oriented post.







Dodger interview record available with fill up....

Union '76 - a local gas station chain -  was a proud sponsor of the Dodgers.  This was before there were tons of sponsors.  Maybe only one or two.  Farmer John's and Union '76 were the ones I recall.

If you filled up at any Union '76 station, you received a 7 inch 33 of a Dodger player interviewed by legendary broadcaster Vin Scully.     We have about 10 of these.  Not sure how many there are.

I don't know of any other artists who were on the Union '76 label.





And as promised - the lyrics to the Dodger song.


I say D
I say D-O
D-O-D
D-O-D-G
D-O-D-G-E-R-S.
Team, team, team, team!

Oh!
I say O-M
O-M-A
O-M-A-L
O-M-A-L-L-E-Y.
Oh, really? No, O’Malley!

Sandy Koufax, oh my Drysdale,
Maury Wills, I love you so.
And we defy
Defy the J-I
J-I-N
J-I-N-T
J-I-N-T-S, Gi’nts!
Play ball!

Orlando Cepeda is at bat with the bases jammed.
Orlando Cepeda, with a wham, bam, he hit a grand slam
In the very first inning, but it’s only the beginning.
In the third, like a bird, we get two on, none away,
Then Fairly hits into a double play.
Here comes Big Frank Howard, yessiree.
Boy, what a swing! Strike three.

Oh dem B
Oh dem B-U
B-U-M
B-U-M-S.
Dem bums, dem bums, dem dry bums.
Oh they may be bums, but they’re my bums.

Top of the fifth, say hey Willie Mays
Hits a three-bagger down the right field line.
But he’s out trying to stretch it to a homer,
As Roseboro tags him on the bottom of the spine,
With a crack you can hear
All the way back up to
San Francisco, open your hospital!
Charge!

Inning six, Maury Wills
Draws a walk, in the coach’s box
Leo Durocher, Leo Durocher
Starts to wiggle and to twitch.
A signal? No, an itch.
Go Maury, go Maury, go go go!

Maury goes, the catcher throws
Right from the solar plexus.
At the bag he beats the tag,
That mighty little waif.
And umpire Conlan cries, “You’re out!”
Out? Out???

Down in the dugout Alston glowers,
Up in the booth Vin Scully frowns,
Out in the stands O’Malley grins,
Attendance fifty thousand.
And what does O’Malley do?
Charge!

Bottom of the ninth, four to nuttin,’
Last chance, push the button!
Oh we’re pleading, begging, on our knees,
Come on you Flatbush refugees!
Maury Wills at bat, hit it for me once,
Stu Miller throws, Maury bunts.

Cepeda runs to field the ball and Hiller covers first,
Haller runs to back up Hiller,
Hiller crashes into Miller,
Miller falls, drops the ball, Conlan calls “Safe!”
Yea, Maury!

Gilliam up, Miller grunts.
Miller throws, Gilliam bunts.
Cepeda runs to field the ball and Hiller covers first,
Haller runs to back up Hiller,
Hiller crashes into Miller,
Miller falls, drops the ball, Conlan calls “Safe!”
Yea, Conlan!

Willie Davis gets a hit
And Tommy does the same,
Here comes Mr. Howard
With a chance to win the game.
Hit it once!
Big Frank bunts?!?

Cepeda goes to field the ball, so does Hiller so does Miller,
Miller hollers Hiller,
Hiller hollers Miller,
Haller hollers Hiller points to Miller with his fist,
And that’s the Miller-Hiller-Haller Hallelujah Twist!

The Davises score, it’s four to four.
Howard’s still running the bases
From second to third, it’s almost absurd.
Amazement on everyone’s faces.

He’s heading for home, he hasn’t a chance,
The poor man is gonna be dead.
But the ball hits him right in the seat of his pants,
And he scores! That’s using your head.

So I say D
I say D-O
D-O-D-G-E-R-S.
The team that’s all heart,
All heart and all thumbs,
They’re my Los Angeles, your Los Angeles,
Our Los Angeles…
Do you really think we’ll win the pennant?
…Bums!
Ooh, ooh, ooh dem bums






                                       

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Some Beatles Picture Sleeves



In the early days, The Beatles 45's had picture sleeves.  These were usually just thrown together jobs with a picture of the band and song titles popped across the top in Capitol Records Font.

Until Penny Lane....


Penny Lane b/w Strawberry Fields Forever.

As the Beatles wielded more power, they began to take control of aspects of their presentation normally relegated to the record companies  - like designing the sleeves.  It had been five months since Revolver. The record company was chomping at the bit.  The band needed to get something out.  They chose these two songs from the sessions for their next album.  What set this one apart was the sleeve, which departed from the standard issue Capitol Records Font sleeve.








I often wondered what would have happened if they didn't need to rush out a single.  Would these two have been included on Sgt, Pepper?  Could the album have ended up as a double?   Would it have changed the songs that were composed for the album later if they were already working with these in mind for inclusion?

Next.

Hey Jude b/w Revolution

This is the first release on Apple records.  The Beatles presented their product with a design that certainly set the label apart from all others.  Releases were in a classy black sleeve.  Beatles releases read 'The Beatles on Apple' in cursive.  Other artist releases read simply 'Apple.'  It was unique to have the standard label have different designs on the A-Side and B-Side.  The label also didn't say the name of the record company.  They let the image speak for itself.

Most subsequent releases by The Beatles carried this design.




And yes, these are the mono mixes.  Revolution sounds amazing cranked up to 11.


The Ballad of John and Yoko b/w Old Brown Shoe

A later picture sleeve on Apple.  I got this in a pile of records someone was giving up.  It had a different record inside it.  I played mix and match with it and now have an original pressing in a picture sleeve.   It served its purpose for me.  It served a purpose for someone else in the lower right.  I'm glad their ballpoint pen works. Only John and Paul play on the A Side.  B-Side by George.