I recently found this seemingly innocent and darling record at a thrift store. On second glance, I found it quite shocking.....
First off, that baby looks somewhat terrified and sleep deprived. For someone so young to have bags under their eyes tells us this is not a rare ocurrance.
I live in California and have always put the kabosh on hanging things over beds. This picture is way over the top. Let's itemize (and possibly take a wager) on what will land on baby's head first.
- A nice soft suffocating stocking cap
- A copper jello mold thing
- A metal model steam engine
- A pair of old shoes
- What looks to be an iron pencil sharpener or hamburger grinder
- Huge metal keys
- An oboe!
This is an RCA 'New Orthophonic' recording. Baby will need an orthopedic surgeon if that hamburger grinder falls on it's legs. I guess that's appropriate.