Another volume in the Jack in the Box flexis. This one explains where they get all the grease for the onion rings. Typical millionaire making the clown and the immigrant do all the work.
and of course this one deserves a lyric reprint.
This earth is very, very old, and in its early days
There once grew plants and creatures
In the strangest shapes and ways
Some plants and fish and animals
Why they lived on a stony ledge
Beside the shallow water, that is at the ocean's edge
There came a time when the waters rose
Above the ocean side, and millions and
Millions of these living things
Whey they were flooded and they died.
These plants and animals decayed
We're not surprised at that but what
Is very strange is that in time
They turned into a mass of fat.
When more time passed, and brought a change
Upon this heavy fat
You see it was buried under heavy mud
That pressed it very flat
Now the center of the earth was extremely hot
And all this heat and weight turned this solid mass of fat
Into a liquid state
More time went by than we can count
And so it came to pass that all this fat turned into oil
And gave off natural gas
Yes, natural gas and oil
Were living creatures long ago
And that is what has made the oil
From the oil wells flow