What's All This Then

Why should I care what this guy has to say?

The correct answer is that you shouldn’t. We’re all entitled to our opinions. Develop your own. I try to be sane and rational, but that may change with the level of caffeine intake. I’m just telling my stories in the hopes they may amuse and/or inform others. And... I Confess... I'm showing off my bitchen collection a bit.


Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Jack in the Box Volume 2 - Where Oil comes From



Another volume in the Jack in the Box flexis.   This one explains where they get all the grease for the onion rings.  Typical millionaire making the clown and the immigrant do all the work.





Here we have Mr. Liederhosen making excuses as company arrives.  He's been eating nothing but Jack In The Box food. He who smelt it dealt it.

The clown seems to be pretty happy going into a house that smells.





and of course this one deserves a lyric reprint.

This earth is very, very old, and in its early days
There once grew plants and creatures
In the strangest shapes and ways
Some plants and fish and animals
Why they lived on a stony ledge
Beside the shallow water, that is at the ocean's edge

There came a time when the waters rose

Above the ocean side, and millions and 
Millions of these living things
Whey they were flooded and they died.

These plants and animals decayed

We're not surprised at that but what
Is very strange is that in time
They turned into a mass of fat.

When more time passed, and brought a change

Upon this heavy fat
You see it was buried under heavy mud
That pressed it very flat
Now the center of the earth was extremely hot
And all this heat and weight turned this solid mass of fat
Into a liquid state

More time went by than we can count

And so it came to pass that all this fat turned into oil
And gave off natural gas

Yes, natural gas and oil

Were living creatures long ago
And that is what has made the oil
From the oil wells flow




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