What's All This Then

Why should I care what this guy has to say?

The correct answer is that you shouldn’t. We’re all entitled to our opinions. Develop your own. I try to be sane and rational, but that may change with the level of caffeine intake. I’m just telling my stories in the hopes they may amuse and/or inform others. And... I Confess... I'm showing off my bitchen collection a bit.

Friday, November 7, 2014

A Very Gleason Evening as Told in Gleason Album Covers

Who doesn't think of romance when they think of Jackie Gleason.  Most likely everyone doesn't, but Jackie's ego wanted us to believe a different story.

Music, Martinis and Memories

There she is.  Sitting alone at the bar in evening dress.  It's almost closing time.   Many martinis consumed by both of you earlier in the evening.  How sweet it is!  Go on Tiger!  To the Moon! You can do this......

After all  - you've got your shirt unbuttoned.  What woman could possibly resist!  

Music for the Love Hours

And Awaaay we go.  It's now time for the Love Hours.  Just hope that nightie she had in her purse isn't flammable.  It sure looks like it to me.  Combine that with all the alcohol she must have had earlier to go home with Jackie and we may have a human torch on our hands.

After many cigarettes have been consumed and ground out in the heart shaped ash tray, Jackie drifts off to sleep or passes out from drink - one of the two.

Music to Remember Her

It's now the next morning.   He's got a wicked hangover. He's forgotten her name.  She's right there beside him   He's gotta come up with something quick.  Was it 'Mulva?'   This record may help.  First off, it offers some suggestions.  This will come in handy when she wakes up.  It also may come in handy when Jackie's  explaining to the police how she caught fire the night before.